Are you feeling down and want a good laugh? Well, check out this awesome joke titled, “The Pregnant Blonde Neighbor,” to get rid of your monotony.
One day my neighbor, who’s blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I had no idea why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I began jumping up and down along with her.
She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She ended her jumping spree and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, broke the news that she was pregnant! I was aware she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Shocked at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She quickly replied…
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”